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"A relationship is like a house. When a light bulb burns out you do not go and buy a new house, you fix the light bulb."

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly)

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni)

brown-eyed-pixie:

artful—temptress:

vicforprez:

taylorsplat:

ashieart:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

It’s a wizard

look i aint lyin

thank you science side

brown-eyed-pixie:

artful—temptress:

vicforprez:

taylorsplat:

ashieart:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

It’s a wizard

look i aint lyin

thank you science side

(Source: BBC)

wiserhinoceros:

The Space We Live In (x)

(Source: ghosthustler)

(Source: luvieur)

onlinegf:

verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’

(Source: onlinegf)

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole